Scenes and Lines from Magnum Gun Laude:

- This summer, there’s a new definition of Thesis Defense (BLAM BLAM BLAM)

- When they took Kirk’s thesis, they didn’t realize he was going to take on the entire Mafia. Alone. (Chainsaw sound)

- “I’m going to make you famous.”

“Why?”

“Everyone gets famous when they’re work is published…posthumously.” (BLAM BLAM BLAM)